No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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