what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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