IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
