Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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