But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
