Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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