Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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