So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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