Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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