we're blogging at a bar
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
