We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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