32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize
