We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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