Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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