I wish i was in the wii world.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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