i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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