Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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