Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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