just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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