hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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