doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
You're so nebulous sometimes
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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