I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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