I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
im on a boat
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