We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just want to make out with him forever
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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