i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
please don't ironically join a cult
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