If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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