Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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