fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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