...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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