Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Someone signed my nipple.
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