So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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