u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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