And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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