So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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