But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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