Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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