two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Still dying that you shit outside
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
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its like you know when i get waxed
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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