Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
