You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
it was like eating out sand paper
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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