If you have a small cock, but are a good guy, you will find someone who wants to be with you. (Please get great at oral, though.) If you have a great sized penis but are an asshole... well, you might get laid, but good luck finding someone to tolerate you for long. (I know, I know, you all think you'll be douchey frat boys forever, but eventually, you'll want a good woman to stick around.)
it was the whole point of the joke 8:56. obviously not interested in fucking random chicks online. i have, however had a roundtrip ticket to skeezerville a long time ago, if you must know
what the fuck? why is everyone talking about "dainty" penises? that shits messed up... no guy should prefer the term dainty over small. but whatever, small penises are good for one thing: they make girls laugh. and yeah for the record, the guys with the biggest dicks are less cocky. and i have true, hard evidence to support that claim.
hahaha this has happened to me too. big muscular football player, every other part of his body is perfect. too bad i found out he takes steroids the hard way
Being on the receiving end quite often, I will be the first to say that the size of the penis doesn't always matter, it's how it's used. But guys, please - if you're big, you still need technique. And foreplay.
@5:48
It is a reverse ratio that is ever-present in society today. Say your cock aura adds up to 100. For the normal male, physical and metaphorical would be 50-50. For those with these "dainty" penii, it's usually 40-60, 30-70, 80-20, etc. in favor of the metaphorical cock, or a quality we call "cockiness." The reverse is true for males with large genitalia.
Ohh yeah, I mean... he would make fun of me for "flaws" I don't even have. He just made up stuff to make himself seem better or too good for me. Then I got in his pants one day... and I just laughed.
ive got 12:22 beat. I was teaching swim lessons to 8-10yr olds i was showering off after hear buncha kids laughing i turn around its about 6 of the kids laughing at my penis saying they were bigger.... i looked down 6 of the kids i teach were they told all the kids in the class all the lifegaurds their parents everything i lived in a town of 400 people it was my senior yr of HS.
i was talking about my ex...but if youre from ct theres a good chance hes your ex too....lord knows how hes had so many gfs with a peen like that shit.
omg the guy its about is soooo egotistical. he has a big ass head...in the wrong spot obviously bc if it was right he wouldnt be on here lol. those are the worst kind of guys. little do they know...all girls do is talk about how lame they are
I'd think the same about my boyfriend. And no, I don't have a loose vagina. He's the only guy I've slept with, and he's even told me I'm pretty small. But seriously, a girl can tell when it's below average. Although small is not necessarily a bad thing.
ya and also the avg depth of a vagina is only 5-8inches so for all you guys blabbing on about how big your dick is, it doesnt even matter!! you could have a 12 inch dick and still only get 8 inches of it in there! and if you go any further itll just cause pain... which makes you less enjoyable to have sex with than the average sized man!
I didn't say there was anything wrong with a small or dainty cock. I just said you need to do other things very very very well. Also: 5:55? It's not a race and there are no points awarded for fast and efficient. Douchebag.
it has less to do with the length of the penis than the girth. you can have an 8 inch pencil and it will do nothing for me. most of the nerve endings are in the first couple of cm entering the vagina. so if you have a 4 inch penis but its thick enough then that'll do. however, think AND long is always best :)
iTo use the extremely lame cliche "It's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean" only "it takes a long time to get to England in a row boat." If the guy discusses his penis and its size while out in public, it's probably small.
i have an extremly small and skinny cock. i have had girls tell me that they cant feel a thing and there is nothn i can do about it. worst part is im good looking so i get laid and its all over campus that i have a childs penis
And if you're smaller. Please, please use a smaller condom? There is nothing more traumatic than having to fish a lost condom out of your lady bits (plus, no quicker way for the dude to get his ass dumped)...
SMALL DICKS ARENT EVEN WORTH THE FUCK- INSECURED BOYS ALWAYS RESORT TO A LOOSE VAGINAS 2- HOW SAD THAT U CANT JUST FESS UP N SAY HEY I HAVE A SMALL DICK !!!! INSTEAD OF BLAMING OTHERS FOR UR SHORT CUMMINGS- LOL
I have had Large to the point of past the bellybutton to small as in WTF? It's all in the presentation and intention. The biggest guy can be impressive, but the smallest can be the modt sincere, and sincerity is a definite turn-on
Firstly, ladies want a nice sized cock, its true, but if you junk is a monster 9in and thick to boot, you'll just wind up hurting most chicks when you starting hitting pelvis or they start bleeding from being ripped open...Secondly, as a dude, you simply have to know how to use your penis when having sex (i.e. If you know what you are doing/what positions work best for you then you'll please her every night)
Larger guys are only as cocky as we can rightfully be with people who know we can back it up... usually. If you're hanging around in bars or frat houses, you're gonna get cocky douchecrusts no matter what.
don't ever let a girl tell you size doesn't matter!! it does!!!! we girls talk about these kinds of things with each other.. who wants to tell their girlfriends that their new man has a 3 inch ween? bahaha.
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