i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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