He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
