YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
only you would photoshop your dick
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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