I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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