The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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