You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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