I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I need water and some morals
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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