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(678): View more from Georgia

Please, let me fuck your mom

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(520): View more from Arizona

I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.

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(917): View more from New York City

I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.

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(540): View more from Virginia

i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.

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(516): View more from New York

I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.

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(813): View more from Florida

Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour

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