Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
His hands were made for my vagina.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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