I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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